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manseyful:

Michael has the select your hero Grif shirt.
Of course he does.

manseyful:

Michael has the select your hero Grif shirt.

Of course he does.

zachiavelli:

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

Hey what’s up guys it’s Ray from Achievement Hunter and we’re back in Pornhub for “The Scribe” achievement

zachiavelli:

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

Hey what’s up guys it’s Ray from Achievement Hunter and we’re back in Pornhub for “The Scribe” achievement

I’ve…I’ve always dreamed of getting my body back! But…not now. I won’t be able to fight with that body! …Sorry. I’ll come again. Hang in there a little longer! I’ll definitely come again! I swear! It’s a promise!

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

tanyafbaby:

1hund:


monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK


WHY

tanyafbaby:

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

WHY

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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roysyesterdayjam:

This week’s t-shirt might be one of my favorite designs I have done in a while. What do you guys think?Available now at the RT Store.

roysyesterdayjam:

This week’s t-shirt might be one of my favorite designs I have done in a while. What do you guys think?

Available now at the RT Store.